Update - Following hate, the Transport Parody Accounts of Twitter have decided to stop monitoring the parody accounts, we all hope to be back at some point.
Dec 07, 2023 - 14:42 UTC
Identified - Following hate, the Transport Parody Accounts of Twitter have decided to stop monitoring the parody accounts, we all hope to be back at some point.
Oct 30, 2023 - 17:56 UTC
Investigating - Due to a broken down Adelante in the Penrith area, trains are disrupted, ticket acceptance is in place for Avanti passengers with Cross-Chaos between Birmingham New Street and Glasgow Central, have fun being packed into a Voyager.
Oct 23, 2023 - 09:39 UTC
Investigating - Delays and cancellations are expected on the following routes:

Sheffield/Derby-London St Pancras International
Crewe-Nottingham-Newark Castle
Nottingham-Derby-Matlock
Nottingham-Mansfield-Worksop
Nottingham-Grantham-Skegness
Liverpool Lime Street-Nottingham-Norwich

This is due to heavy rainfall.

Oct 20, 2023 - 13:13 UTC
Investigating - Due to heavy rainfall, delays are expected between Sheffield and Nottingham.
Oct 20, 2023 - 13:09 UTC
Monitoring - A fix has been implemented and we are monitoring the results.
Oct 13, 2023 - 08:02 UTC
Investigating - Multiple different incidents are affecting SWF across their network.
Oct 11, 2023 - 07:50 UTC
Identified - A reduced service will continue to run until at least the end of Friday 3rd November 2023.
Oct 12, 2023 - 06:58 UTC
Update - A reduced service between Newcastle and Morpeth/Edinburgh will operate until at least the end of the day on Friday 3rd November 2023.
Oct 09, 2023 - 06:51 UTC
Investigating - We are working with Stageflop and Arrivastrophe to provide road transport.
Oct 08, 2023 - 07:28 UTC
Identified - Ayr station is closed for the foreseeable future due to a Grand Cancel Adelante being stationed there catching fire and burning down neighboring buildings on Monday 25 September 2023.
Oct 10, 2023 - 14:22 UTC
Monitoring - Due to heavy rain fall, all lines in Scotland are blocked.
Oct 08, 2023 - 07:05 UTC
Identified - Grand Cancel will likely cancel your trains as their Adelante trains are always on fire.
Oct 06, 2023 - 18:12 UTC
Identified - The issue has been identified and a fix is being implemented.
Oct 06, 2023 - 18:11 UTC
Investigating - Our crystal ball is informing us of a shopping trolley on the line between Farnworth and Kearsley at 07:30 on the 6th of October. Due to this, the following services will be affected:
Stalybridge - Manchester Victoria - Bolton - Wigan: Services will be cancelled.
Oxford Road - Bolton - Wigan: Services will be cancelled.
Man Airport - Piccadilly - Bolton - Preston - Blackpool North: Services will be cancelled.
Man Airport - Piccadilly - Bolton - Preston - Barrow/Windermere: Services will be cancelled.
Leeds - Brighouse - Todmorden - Manchester Vic - Walkden - Wigan: Services will be cancelled.
Rochdale - Manchester Vic - Bolton - Bromley Cross - Blackburn - Clitheroe: Services will be cancelled.
Blackburn - Todmorden - Manchester Vic - Walkden - Wigan - Headbolt Lane: Services will be cancelled.
We could very well divert or delay these, or even move the trolley, but quite frankly we can't be bothered.
Disruption is expected until 23:59 08/10/2023.

Oct 05, 2023 - 22:07 UTC
Avanti Late Coast Partial Outage
90 days ago
70.31 % uptime
Today
Crap2Customers Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Chiltern Failways Operational
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Cross-Chaos Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
East Midlands Failway Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Elizabeth Line Operational
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Gatwick Distress Major Outage
90 days ago
1.04 % uptime
Today
Grand Cancel Major Outage
90 days ago
1.04 % uptime
Today
Not So Great Northern Operational
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Late Western Railway Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Later Anglia Operational
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Heathrow Depress Major Outage
90 days ago
1.04 % uptime
Today
Hell Trains Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
LNER Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
London Northwestern Failway Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Northern Fail Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
South Western Failway Major Outage
90 days ago
1.04 % uptime
Today
Southeastern Failway Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Southern Fail Partial Outage
90 days ago
70.31 % uptime
Today
TransPennine Distress Partial Outage
90 days ago
70.31 % uptime
Today
Chaos For Wales Rail Major Outage
90 days ago
1.04 % uptime
Today
Lumno Fail Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
ThamesShite Degraded Performance
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
West Midlands Failway Operational
90 days ago
100.0 % uptime
Today
Haggis Rail Major Outage
90 days ago
1.04 % uptime
Today
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